i love making friends!!! :B
i love making friends!!! :B
I hate it when people have url’s that are impossible to remember
I DON’T HAVE THAT PROBLEM
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there’s tea leaves in my mouth oh gross
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
| mom: | |
| me: | |
| mom: | this isn't normal |
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i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
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observe the butt
hypothesize the butt
test the butt
analyze the butt
conclude the butt
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